As you all know, we’re nerds. Big ol’ sci-fi, video game, comic book loving nerds. We’ve raised The Peeshwank to follow in our footsteps because, let’s face it, nerds are the best.
So this series of conversations made me laugh a lot more than it probably should have…
In the car:
P: Danger is dead!
Me: Excuse me?
Me: Oh. What happened?
P: Well, he was just standing there when Jerk McCrapface came up and murdered him. Murdered him! Right there in front of my house!
Me: I’m sorry. Why did you let… um… Jerk McCrapface come to your house.
Me: No. Absolutely not.
Later in the library:
P: I still can’t believe that guy killed Danger. I’m so mad.
Even later in the living room:
P: I’m gonna find the guy that killed Danger and raid his home. He’ll be sorry he ever laid a finger on my donkey.
P: I’m still so mad.
Me: Well, how did he kill the donkey? I can’t imagine it’s very easy to kill a donkey. They seem pretty resilient.
P: He punched him in the face until he was dead.
Joe: So, he was beating a dead horse?
Me: [giggle snorting laughter]
P: What? I don’t get it.