My dudes got new computers this week. They’re big and shiny and allow them to game at optimum efficiency. The Peeshwank immediately started live-streaming on Black Ops 2 to a global audience, because apparently playing a video game just isn’t enough and there are evidently poor saps who get their thrills by watching other people game. Yeah, it makes no sense to me either.
During his most recent live-stream, The Peeshwank was fighting zombies with some of his new little undead-eradicating friends. He was yelling such things as “Come at me, bro” and “LEEROOOOOOOY JENKINS!” as he and his buddies were high-fiving one another over something that was apparently quite legit and Joe pipes in from his own gaming adventures:
“He’s got 99 problems, but a zombie ain’t one.”
I suspect I’m going to have to move my writing studio out of our library/office if I ever want to get work done again.

