I don’t like talking about myself.  Okay, I don’t like talking about myself in a serious way.  I’m much more the self-deprecating type.  So when it comes time to present myself in a professional manner, I’m sadly at a loss.  Good thing I have The Joe to keep me in line.

Me: I have to write a bio for a website that’s going to feature me as a writer.

Joe: Jennifer McClory is a writer who enjoys stabbing people.

Me: But I don’t actually stab people.  Besides, that’s only when I go to Wal-Mart.

Joe: Jennifer McClory is a writer who would enjoy stabbing people if she weren’t so scared of doing time in prison.

Me: Yes.  That’s it.  Thank you.

Joe: You’re welcome.

He’s a gem, that one.