I don’t like talking about myself. Okay, I don’t like talking about myself in a serious way. I’m much more the self-deprecating type. So when it comes time to present myself in a professional manner, I’m sadly at a loss. Good thing I have The Joe to keep me in line.
Me: I have to write a bio for a website that’s going to feature me as a writer.
Joe: Jennifer McClory is a writer who enjoys stabbing people.
Me: But I don’t actually stab people. Besides, that’s only when I go to Wal-Mart.
Joe: Jennifer McClory is a writer who would enjoy stabbing people if she weren’t so scared of doing time in prison.
Me: Yes. That’s it. Thank you.
Joe: You’re welcome.
He’s a gem, that one.