So, I’m just sucking down my Sunday night pinot grigio when I realize that the Golden Globes are on and I totally missed the red carpet. For anyone who knows me well, you know that red carpets are the highlight of my day, so the realization that I had missed out on one of the biggies was supremely depressing to yours truly.
I immediately flipped the channel to the appropriate station and lo and behold Sarah Michelle Gellar is on stage in MY.DAMNED.GOWN.
Don’t believe me? Go here. I totally called dibs on that thing back in September.
Buffy, you are DEAD.TO.ME.
Joe reminded me that I’m getting myself all worked up over a dress I wore to an imaginary awards ceremony where I won an imaginary award in my imagination. Always the party pooper, that one.

I love your imaginary speech! Shoulda been you.
Thank you! I totally agree!
One of these days…
you would look better in it. someone needs to give that girl a cheeseburger
Yeah, that dress was made for brunettes with boobs.
I totally rocked that dress… in my head that is.
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