I’ve watched 60 Minutes probably my whole life, because it comes on right in between football and Amazing Race, and also because apparently I’m a 70-year-old man living in a 30-something female’s body.
Now that Andy Rooney is retired, I was wondering who’s going to replace him. I’m fairly certain I could do it. I’m really good at bitching about stuff. And I’m available. And I’ll work cheap. So Morley Safer, Mike Wallace, whoever, give me a call… I’ve got a laundry list of things I could bitch on and on about and I promise, I’ll never let my eyebrows get as out of control as Andy’s are. Promise. And I make a killer cheesecake. I’ll bet Andy never brought you guys cheesecake.
PS. And my first subject, “Why do they call it a laundry list? Do people really write down a list of what’s in their laundry?” See I’m being proactive here…
Oh, I wanted to apply for Andy’s replacement. Do you think we could tag team it. Ebony an Ivory do “We can bitch with the best of them!”
I just stumbled upon your blog and am pleasantly surprised. I love finding “mature” women blogging. I think we have so much to say. I’ll definitely stop by again, and again. All the best!
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I think that sounds like an amazing idea!
Thank you so much for the compliments! I’ll be stopping by your blog regularly as well!